in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Omfg hahahahhahahah totally something I would do.
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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
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I definitely agree with this.
Though I tend to be in perhaps the opposite position.
Often times girls have referred to me as the ‘nice guy’ and I tend to get offended by it because it just makes me feel like I am nice to ‘gain’ a girl’s sexual interest when really I just am nice to everybody by default.
I remember going out with some co-workers to the bar and they brought some girls with them. Now these are the type of people where if I was in high school I probably would have been nowhere near them but being a bit older and working with them it made the situation slightly different. After we were drunk and waiting for a cab I bought a shit ton of pizza for everyone because well I am hammered and hungry and don’t want to be that asshole who eats in front of everyone and really, typically I am that one who just does that sort of thing. One of the girls who was there seemed so taken back by it and kept going on and on about how that was the nicest thing anyone has ever done and she couldn’t believe I was letting her have some. I found that to be the most retarded thing ever. It then made me question who the hell she hangs out with and in all seriousness there was no creepy motive behind it. I didn’t want any of those girls and didn’t have any sexual intention whatsoever. I bought it for everyone, including the guys. But her going on about it made me really hope she wasn’t taking it the wrong way and thinking I was trying to be that ‘nice guy’ to her.
I also find that because of my nerd style and personality, girls who tend to care the most about their outer physique act like any attention they give me (especially straight-identified women) should make me worship them and think they are Gods because someone like them is talking to someone like me. When really, sure you have tits, ass, and are slim, I just don’t give a fuck. Those types of girls are everywhere and they all look the same to me. It’s only when I get to know a person for who they are alongside to what they look like is when they start to appear distinctive to everyone else.
I guess just basically I know I am much more than just a ‘nice person’. I also can use the same situation to describe how I feel about being transgender. It is at the bottom of the list of what I would describe myself as. I don’t use either as a selling point. (I say selling point not to mean to attract women but to discuss myself to any person) We all have things about us that stand out and that really isn’t one of the things I want to be what comes first in someone’s mind when they think of me.
Don’t get me wrong though, there is nothing wrong with being nice. but there is something definitely wrong with being nice to override an asshole and try to ‘get something or someone out of it’.
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No box is too small for a cat.
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omfg crying
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i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
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Disney Dreams Collection by Thomas Kinkade
Breathtakingly beautiful. I love how he incorporates all the big scenes from the movies into one picture. Ahhh I want to blow these up and print them out and hang them on my wall.
i love thomas kinkade and i love disney. i want these.
I want to have some of these framed
love this show so much.
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